December 30, 2008

Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles 2x13 Earthlings Welcome Here episode review

Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles doesn’t seem to be much good at finales, and Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles 2x13 Earthlings Welcome Here, its fall finale, for the next two months, until it’s reunited to fail together with Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse on Friday nights, is little exception. Bad episodes of Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles lately aren’t conventionally bad, instead they are bad in an X-Files sort of way, in which after you’ve watched an hour of symbolic allusions, characters pursuing some senseless quest, there are mysterious events that make no real sense, you shake your head and ask for your 43 minutes back.

That’s where Earthlings Welcome Here puts us, appropriately enough an episode, which like the X-Files, is centered around UFO’s. For a finale that is supposed to convince viewers to tune in 2 months from now, Earthlings Welcome Here almost goes out of its way to make you hate it. Not only does it have Sarah Connor abandoning her son on a quest for three dots that came to her in a dream, it has John Connor continuing his surly teenager routine, more Riley backstory, and an ending that makes you want to throw a shoe at the television Iraqi style.

I don’t hate Riley nearly as much as many fans of the series, and Earthlings Welcome Here does a decent but belated job of giving her some decent backstory, but then ends it on an abrupt note. Sarah’s quest meanwhile takes her to a transvestite who lives in a trailer, unconvincingly played by a woman, who sees drones with the three dots markings. There is no apparent reason to make Alan Park a transvestite or stage Victor Victoria in the desert, but it’s part of the aimless noise that populates this episode.

Even as Jessie turns more apparently evil than ever, Derek remains off stage, Sarah is chasing UFO’s and John is chasing Riley, and the series is chasing fleeing viewers. There is no coherent sense to anything, and by the time Sarah stumbles into a warehouse by herself and without backup, and stumbles into a senseless fight that leaves her wounded, only to behold a drone that looks a good deal like something Skynet might throw together, you’re reminded of late season X-Files episodes just like this that made you question why you were even bothering with the series anymore.

December 24, 2008

Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles 2x12 Alpine Fields episode review

On paper Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles 2x12 Alpine Fields is built on a good model following in the footsteps of great TSCC episodes like Dungeons and Dragons, and Goodbye to all That, moving back and forth between Derek’s experiences in the future and the need to protect Terminator targets in the present. But that’s on paper, on television Alpine Fields suffers from a lack of tension and suspense, and having to endure too much time with a ridiculously annoying family.

As the episode cuts back and forth between the present and six months in the past, or six months in the future, and the present; it’s never too clear where this episode lies, and Derek’s own flashbacks or flashforwards, you can already see part of the problem. Not only do we have flashbacks, we have two sets of flashbacks, which takes a certain deftness to pull off.

Derek with the dying pregnant mother of the girl he will one day save, who will in turn save the human resistance plays too flat, but it has nothing to give it any real punch. The ball and chain here though are the extended flashbacks to the family’s past, that feature an annoying couple whom Sarah must help escape, and by helping them escape, I mean spending 6 to 8 hours sitting around and arguing while a Terminator wanders around somewhere outside.

Piled on the frosting is a future storyline that relies on the dubious idea that the last remnants of humanity fighting for their lives can produce a cure to Skynet biological weapon in a matter of hours based only on the blood of an immune girl, something even we couldn’t do given a decade. Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles 2x12 Alpine Fields isn’t a bad episode, but it is an episode that is more weak and diluted than anything else.

December 16, 2008

Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles 2x11 Self Made Man episode review

When fans and viewers argue over when and whether Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles actually jumped the shark, the episode Self Made Man will likely be a major entry in the field. When taken together as a whole, Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles 2x11 Self Made Man isn’t a bad episode, so much as it’s an episode with a goofy premise. And that isn’t a distinction without a difference.

When you break down Self Made Man, it becomes two episodes. The first episode is an interesting and occasionally unnerving look at what Cameron does when everyone else is sleeping. The second episode is a goofy look at a Terminator who goes back to the Jazz age and meets Rudolf Valentino. And while the footage of jazz babies and a Terminator nitpicking Valentino’s movie to his face is a small part of the episode, it’s the most striking and eye rolling part of the episode.

The idea behind Self Made Man is strong enough, a Terminator accidentally going back in time and killing a man who was responsible for building a skyscraper that will be the forum for a speech in 2010 that the Terminator has been sent to enter and assassinate the Governor (nice Arnold reference too). Being a purely logical machine, the Terminator robs banks to gain money to open his own construction company, destroying his rival, seizing his land, building the tower and going into hibernation to await the time of the assassination. The idea of that kind of relentlessness is disturbing on many levels, but what Self Made Man does is distract you from that for as long as it can with goofy historical references and a cheap attempt at a trip in time.

The actor cast is a big part of the problem, looking more like a zombie than a killing machine, stumbling around in clothes that don’t fit, and discussing movies with Valentino, just doesn’t pass. But the series has had a lot of problems casting its Terminators, and few of them really fit.

Overlaying all that we have Cameron’s interaction with a crippled librarian, that brings out too much of her nurturing side to be credible, but still manages to close on a chilling question. Behind that we have John’s ongoing relationship with Riley, which is playing on the dark side of the street, but not actually going anywhere interesting.

So while Self Made Man isn’t the ridiculous mess you would expect from the previews, it is a mistake in many ways.

November 27, 2008

Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles 2x10 Strange Things Happen at the One Two Point episode review

Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles 2x10 Strange Things Happen at the One Two Point should have been the episode to redeem the series’ recent slump. For one thing it was written by the writing team of Zack Stentz and Ashley Edward Miller, who have a fairly good track record on the show. For another it actually offers some big events. Unfortunately though it’s rooted in Sarah’s bizarre obsession with three dots, set up in the previous episode, which lead her to investigate an AI company without funding, and then bizarrely enough fund it, only to realize that the whole thing is a scam.

On the Ellison vs Scottish Terminator front, not only are the gratuitous biblical references and metaphors back, but Skynet actually gets two names, Babylon and John Henry, while the Scottish Terminatrix seems determined to have people teach the poor kicked around AI some morals and ethics, which is a bit on the inexplicable side.

Meanwhile it turns out that Riley comes from the future and has been working with Jessie as part of some operation aimed at John. Her story is that he’s gotten fixated on Cameron and is making bad decisions, this sort of pays out considering that John’s behavior took a turn for the wacky after Samson and Delilah when Cameron told him she loved him, while in evil killer mode. This is a marginally better explanation than the ridiculous “John is all shook up after killing a man who tried to murder him and needs therapy” story we’ve gotten so far this season. The likelier story though is that she’s a Gray.

The bulk of the episode though involves Sarah getting to know and getting involved with the head of the AI firm, who’s also the father of the firm’s chief and only researcher, who plays her easily, followed by Sarah bursting in and beating the crap out of him. Now I’m all for a tough Sarah Connor, but I don’t think anyone buys Lena Heady beating the hell out of a man her own size, let alone shoving him around the room like he’s a rag doll. Linda Hamilton maybe. Lena Heady, certainly not. But the real issue is that the series’ Sarah is a weaker more diffuse character, not the tough mother who stuck to her guns above all else. She crumbles when the CEO begins his pathetic hammy routine about doing it all for his son and his dead mother. Just as she crumbled back in the bowling alley bathroom and when faced with the snitch and so many times before.

In the first two Terminator movies, the humans survived in no small part because they were as willing to fight for their lives as the Terminators were to kill them. In the series that is increasingly no longer the case.

November 20, 2008

Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles 2x09 Complications episode review

After the collections of elaborate names and references, Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles 2x09 Complications has a refreshingly simple name, but not a particularly refreshing plot. Instead what might pass as the main story involves Sarah Connor on a return trip to Mexico taking ill with a fever and having a series of hallucinatory dreams full of all sorts of wacky symbolism. That sort of plot is usually a terrible idea and Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles 2x09 Complications isn’t much of an exception to the rule.

By the time the episode drags Sarah Connor back to a shrink, I couldn’t help missing Linda Hamilton’s Sarah Connor who would have put three bullets through any shrink who came near her. Naturally the writers of Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles have already forgotten that Sarah Connor spent years locked up, drugged and tortured in a psychiatric hospital. So naturally the first place she goes for answers is to a shrink.

The far more interesting second story involves Derek getting dragged into Jessie’s kidnapping of a man she claims is one of the Grays from the future, who is collaborating with Skynet. Issues of alternate futures come up, as does Jessie’s agenda, as she clearly knows a good deal more than she’s telling, while Derek can’t seem to remember anything at all. When Fischer’s younger self is dragged in and put in the same room, it’s a great Science Fiction moment that reminds you of what Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles could be if it let go of all the Battlestar Galactica angst and tried telling great stories instead.

Meanwhile John and Cameron go off on a fool’s errand looking for Cromartie’s body, which has been stolen by Agent Ellison. But despite that, Cameron still steals major chunks of the episode, as Glau plays her with disturbing alien awareness, that is most pronounced when she inhumanly discusses her sensations or asks about the tortoise and then turns Ellison right side up after beating him nearly senseless. It’s a nice adaptation of Blade Runner’s famous tortoise empathy test and a chilling moment all in one.

November 6, 2008

Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles 2x07 Brothers of Nablus episode review

Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles 2x07 Brothers of Nablus is probably the worst episode of the series for this season, if the show turns in a worse episode than this I hope my Tivo skips it. Written by Ian Goldberg, who had previously written only one episode, the weak season one finale What He Beheld, Brothers of Nablus is a cartoonish version that somehow encapsulates everything flawed in Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles and makes it a thousand times worse.

There’s the senseless religious references that have now turned into a drinking game for the series. Worse yes in Brothers of Nablus it’s the machines who seem to feel the need to give religious lectures. Cameron even recites the title Brothers of Nablus story, a story that happens to have nothing to do with anything in the episode. There’s John’s immaturity. There’s a plot that has a lot in common with soap operas and in which very little matters.

The episode begins abruptly with a Terminator suddenly bursting in to kill and apparently replace Agent Ellison, only to have Cromartie kill it instead. The whole thing is too abrupt and leaves you uncertain whether you’re seeing a dream sequence or not. The opening then cuts even more abruptly to the current Connor residence where the Connors just discover that they’ve been robbed. So Sarah and Cameron head off to hunt down the robbers on Derek’s guidance to meet a Shylockian stereotype of a fence who sends them off on a contrived trail that forces us to endure pointless scene after scene with various characters including a dentist who owes the fence money and the robber’s parents. Why Ian B. Goldberg felt we needed to sit through this 99 cent store version of Crash is a question best directed to him.

Meanwhile Cromartie is on Cameron’s trail and runs into the blonde street girl from Allison in Palmdale who’s happy enough to identify John Connor for him. So naturally Cromartie takes her along for a ride and wacky dialogue and witty hijinks. Now Terminators are killers, they’re also low on personality. But Cromartie is happy enough to play straight man and is ridiculously humanized in Brothers of Nablus. Cameron tops him meanwhile by telling Sarah about “her position” on security while quipping that no one likes a nag. At this point we’re a hop and a skip away from being in a robot sitcom.

Brothers of Nablus though doesn’t hit bottom until we get to John who hooks up with Riley again, runs into Cromartie at home and then doesn’t tell anyone about it, but does engage in a ridiculous shouting match with his mother. Considering the growing backlash against the series’ portrayal of John Connor, it’s really time to cut out this depiction of John Connor as a whiny brat. Enough is enough. This is preceded by Cameron turning a bowling alley into a kill zone while Sarah proves too weak to kill the one survivor, despite the bloody mess with a witness she has left behind now.

There’s more to Brothers of Nablus, including Derek’s affair with Jessie, another annoying character whose only appeal comes down to the skimpy bikini she wears in this episode. There’s Ellison’s arrest which also comes down to nothing, though not before a Terminator tells him that he’s just like Job (we get it, enough already, please stop). But Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles s02e07 Brothers of Nablus is simply irredeemably bad and a good argument why Ian B. Goldberg should never be allowed to write another episode on the show again.

October 24, 2008

Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles 2x06 The Tower is Tall But the Fall is Short episode review

Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles 2x06 The Tower is Tall But the Fall is Short is a weak episode at a time when the show needs a strong episode, worse yet it’s a weak episode that manages to collect most of the things wrong with Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles and pile them all up in one big bunch. From Connor’s moodiness, to a disposable Terminator of the week, to another pointless relationship, to treating time travel as something casual to more kid centered episodes, The Tower is Tall but The Fall is Short manages to get just about everything wrong.

Just about. Shirley Manson has improved well enough to turn in a quietly creepy performance as the T-1000 who is forced to play an inhuman mommy to a little girl who knows it isn’t her real mother. Shirley Manson isn’t quite good enough to sell it perfectly, but she does quite well. Unfortunately that seems to be an excuse to drag the Connor family, such as it is, to the shrink’s table. This shrink is a VA vet who is supposed to be amazingly insightful and yet when faced with a terrified little girl never once seems to suggest the idea of abuse. Finally he’s a target for Skynet and yet seems to be providing therapy to Skynet to make it more well adjusted. Apparently the idea is the doctor is trying to treat whatever made Skynet turn afraid and vicious making him a target for Skynet, it’s a somewhat interesting but ultimately too touchy feely idea in an episode filled with touchy feely ideas.

Meanwhile John, Derek and even Cameron have gotten on the therapy express pushing Sarah to do the shrink thing. Now this is a dark show set within a very dark universe, a universe of tough minded people who don’t spend their time in therapy, and it’s insulting that Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles 2x06 The Tower is Tall But the Fall is Short suddenly begins treating them as if they were characters on Ally McBeal. The final revelation that John killed a man for the first time and is all shook up over it is weak when you consider that John has spent his entire life on the run and in deadly battles. Yes he maybe didn’t kill anyone but in Terminator 2 he saw massive carnage and now he’s borderline suicidal because he had to kill an Armenian gangster who was attacking his mother? I don’t buy it and I doubt many viewers do.

October 10, 2008

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Goodbye To That 2x05 review

Once again with Goodbye To That 2x05, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles takes us through a world on the edge of an abyss, channeling that same end of the world angst that the James Cameron Terminator movies did so well, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles continues to excel at showcasing our world in its pre-apocalyptic stage.

Goodbye To That S2e05 picks up T3’s plot about Terminators going back in time to assassinate key members of the resistance, extending the temporal war further, as alerted to an assassination plot by a newspaper story about a murder of a man with the same name as Martin, a member of the resistance, Sarah Connor and Cameron scramble to protect a boy who also carries the same name while Derek and John run off to protect the real Martin.

There are continuing plot problems here, namely Sarah’s increasing willingness to put John at risk and take on Terminators with little to no realistic chance of defeating them. Some reviewers are griping about Derek being able to take out a Terminator, but that’s not unrealistic because if the Resistance couldn’t kill Terminators there wouldn’t be a resistance, just a bunch of corpses. Sarah’s nurturing side being stimulated is handled better in Goodbye To That then it was in last week’s Allison In Palmdale. Seemingly she’s being put through the stages, first with an unborn child and then a little boy, that may enable her to reconnect with John again.

But the strength of Goodbye To That lies in the military side, integrating Derek’s flashbacks and the real world waiting to intrude on a military school that is only preparing boys like Martin for the real war they will soon have to fight and the burden weighing on John Connor. It’s far darker than anything HBO is putting on and despite the sneers from Mania and IO9, it’s a better and more evocative show as the flashbacks build to the revelation that saving Martin’s life only enabled him to die in the war to come and that he died to save John Connor, turning the plot on its head as an assassination attempt indirectly aimed at John Connor himself. When Derek tells John, “We all die for you”, he reinforces his role once again as an unwilling savior for a world about to be destroyed while carrying the burden of humanity’s survival.

If Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles survives for several more seasons it will become a truly groundbreaking series. The writing is there. The acting is there. And the concept is there. It is ultimately the story of one man chosen before his time to save the world and the journey he takes to get there. It’s the ultimate Chosen story but without the prophecies and the only visions are of destruction. It’s the ultimate journey into the apocalypse that makes the fixations of SciFi shows like Babylon 5, DS9, BSG and Andromeda on turning their character into a chosen one seem childish by comparison.

October 2, 2008

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Allison from Palmdale 2x04 episode review

If Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Allison from Palmdale 2x04 does nothing else it reminds us of why it and not cable favorites such as Dexter or FOX’s new favorite Fringe, is the darkest show on television and Cameron is the most disturbing character on a series that features a gun toting family running for their lives and routinely hijacking vehicles at gunpoint and turning civilian areas into war zones. And Allison from Palmdale s02e04 pushes that already disturbing line on Cameron, at once humanizing her and making her monstrous as losing her memory once again, she associates instead with the murdered girl whose identity she incorporated as part of becoming a Terminator.

Allison from Palmdale is a disturbing episode on many levels. On one level it shows how the Terminators were created, itself a valuable contribution to the Terminator canon, on another it shows us humans as another species being hunted to extinction by ruthless killers who always know exactly where to put the net and on a third it’s the story of a girl who was sent off to die despite fighting against it to the last and how her killer came to wear her face and how that killer is becoming something more now and something partly human. It’s the kind of thing Angel Season 5 might have tried for with Fred\Illyria but failed badly. Cameron succeeds quite disturbingly until by the end when she steps into the vehicle with John Connor you no longer know just exactly which Cameron you’re looking at, the evil one, the one who’s ruthlessly homicidal and yet has her softer moments or is there no real difference at all?

It’s Summer Glau’s performance that brings the different faces of Cameron and Allison Young herself to life, a girl still unborn but whose fate in a future cybernetic concentration camp has already been decided. She exemplifies the encompassing tragedy of Judgment Day and the terrible decisions that have to made for mankind to survive. It’s telling that the same people who embraced the self-conscious soap operas of Battlestar Galactica as “dark” have nothing but contempt for Terminator The Sarah Connor Chronicles, maybe because TSCC is what BSG would have been had it stayed true to its premise, the story of man as a hunted species in his darkest hour fighting to survive.

September 24, 2008

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Mousetrap 2x03 review

Ever since Cromartie’s head bounced out of the temporal event and into the future, he’s been an unspoken threat and a menace lurking in the background, a threat that exploded in the first season finale wiping out an FBI SWAT team and tearing holes in the lives of Charlie and Agent Ellison. In Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Mousetrap 2x03, Cromartie brings the threat home by creating an elaborate mousetrap to catch John Connor.

Cromartie is Mousetrap’s strong suit, less the conventional T-800 Terminator and something closer to the T-1000, S2E03 Mousetrap demonstrates his ingenious ability to set a trap, operating at an inhuman level that makes him an eerie match for Cameron. Unfortunately his ingeniousness comes at the cost of rendering Sarah and John Connor into idiots playing out an idiot plot.

John Connor has gotten ridiculously whiny lately and Sarah Connor’s actions in this episode are completely out of character. Putting her son at risk twice in order to save Charlie’s wife would be bad enough, but going into a building with a Terminator inside backed by two humans, one of them holding a 9MM pistol is just laughable. Cromartie vandalizing their car instead of blowing them to hell is also a little dubious though justifiable as part of an overly complicated plot.

While Mousetrap is an appropriately dark episode, the heart of the series as of the original Terminator is the humans rather than the machines. And while the second season of Terminator The Sarah Connor Chronicles is doing a great job with the Terminators, it needs to step up its game when it comes to John and Sarah Connor.

September 17, 2008

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Automatic for the People 2x02 review

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles returns with its second episode of its second season that goes deeper into the show’s apocalyptic mythos as a dying resistance fighter arrives from the future carrying an inscrutable message warning them to stop Greenway, an employee at a nuclear power plant taken by the resistance that serves as its base of operations. With a beginning that has Sarah Connor dismissing faith, Cameron warning John that some unspoken “They” will not be happy with him for risking his life to save her and ends with bloody writing on the wall and Skynet positioned to control six nuclear power plants, as the resistance and Sarah have failed, while Sarah may also have contracted the dose of radiation that will become her cancer.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Automatic for the People 2x02 is not an altogether grim episode, in ways beyond the REM reference in its title. It is however probably the darkest vision now on network television. It’s really clear now that things have moved beyond the old “Send someone to save\kill John” premise of Terminator into an all out temporal war with both sides conducting deep cover operations in the past to prepare for victory in the future. And Sarah and John Connor are out of the loop.

As John begins the familiar struggle with his destiny, he encounters Riley, a girl with her own problems, whom he forms a bond with. Some viewers will again complain why John is in school, a short answer is that he needs to be socialized if he’s going to lead a human resistance. A loner who’s rarely been around anyone except his mother and a fembot might know strategy and tactics, but he will lack the ability to relate to and command people. John’s isolation has already caused him to depend emotionally on Cameron in ways that are unhealthy. But what should be a normal teenage relationship instead has ominous notes, as John gives Riley the signal to call him so that he will know it is her, and human. And that in a nutshell is Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

September 10, 2008

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Samson and Delilah 2x01 review


Relying on the apocalyptic themes inherent in the Terminator movies and the name Judgment Day, it was pretty clear that the Terminator writers and producers were bent on introducing some religious themes into Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. The second season premiere of Terminator the Sarah Connor Chronicles s2e01 Samson and Delilah takes that to a whole new level with an overriding theme of John Connor as Samson and Cameron as his Delilah, unpredictable and capable of betraying him at any moment and destroying the promise of his leadership. Then of course the episode proceeds to muddle this fairly simple analogy with references to resurrection and Babylon that seem like a stretch even on a good day.

Still Samson and Delilah 2x01 kicks off the season in a good way with Cameron’s unexpected transformation from rescuer to relentless killer in a prolonged chase that brings the Connors closer to death than they have ever been on the series so far, arguably even on the pilot. With all the developing plots things have been a little too comfortable for the Connors in Season 1 of the Sarah Connor Chronicles and this episode introduces a major corporate villain, a deadly new terminator and the danger that Cameron herself poses as an unpredictable variable.

Shirley Manson’s appearance will be getting a lot of attention, but from her native Scottish accent and awkward acting, she’s mainly a distraction next to the qualified actors. Aside from the whole joke of a Scottish terminator, already a very poor disguise, Manson’s performance is creepy but the wrong kind of creepy altogether. And while the urinal scene is shocking, between the obvious sexual metaphor and the silliness of, it toes the line of jumping the shark. Still a T-1000 has some major potential as an antagonist that can’t be easily killed, and with the Turk in corporate hands, and the battle between the Resistance and Skynet having moved into the past as Skynet sends its Terminators back in time to make sure that it is “born”, season 2 of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles has the potential for some serious drama.

March 5, 2008

The Sarah Connor Chronicles 1x09 What He Beheld

The Sarah Connor Chronicles s1e09 What He Beheld was supposed to be originally named, The Man Comes Around, a much better name and one that more directly references both the shocking showdown at the motel and the song that plays during it, reminiscent of Battlestar Galactica’s third season finale. It’s an unexpected and inconvenient season finale, ending on a cliffhanger for a series that may not come back (start sending out your candy bars or lipstick or tight present or whatever to FOX now) but a strong episode nonetheless.

From the opening in 2011 as the world ends on Judgment Day to the confrontation with a new enemy to the rise of a new Terminator, What He Beheld is a strong episode that is at times too scattered but has more than enough worthwhile material to see it through. It is ironic that What He Beheld is a much more convincing depiction of a world drifting toward apocalypse then T3 ever was, even though T3 actually ended with nuclear blasts. Yet The Sarah Connor Chronicles has captured the first Terminator movie’s sense of oncoming oblivion.

The Armenian confrontation over the Turk (note the little genocidal pun here and the dark humor in making a genocidal joke in an episode that deals with the extinction of humanity) wanders a bit aimlessly, though the key villain of the East Enders makes for an appropriately nasty foe and it gives Cameron a chance to cut loose and show what she can do when going up against humans, smashing through walls, casually spotting an enemy, killing him and plopping him in his own trunk. Despite all the grim moments it’s easy to forget that Cameron is a terminator but the body in the trunk helps remind us of what she really is.

When Agent Ellison finally goes to the wall, the image of John Connor standing next to the dinosaurs and all the apocalyptic references to war and extinction come together as What He Beheld, instead of showing a Terminator 2 style killfest, instead shows one body after another plummeting into the motel pool until the waters grow red and dark. It’s an understated and yet horrifyingly devastating image and for the first time, all too belatedly, The Sarah Connor Chronicles has a Terminator worthy of the name.

The Sarah Connor Chronicles 1x08 Vick’s Chip

The Sarah Connor Chronicles s1e08 ushers in the first half of the season finale and hopefully not the series finale of the series. Entertainment Weekly is giving it grief for being little more than two back to back episodes, but that’s exactly what they are, two episodes that were shot and completed before the writer’s strike when FOX decided to bow the series out for the season in favor of crap like Canterbury’s Law (canceled in 3 episodes) or Unhitched (canceled in 8) . That said Vick’s Chip is still a pretty intriguing episode.

Throughout its run The Sarah Connor Chronicles has been redefining the parameters of the Terminator universe and a large part of that has meant transforming the series universe’s time travel from an emergency tool to an extension of the war happening in the future. Vick’s Chip broadens that even further to show a Terminator 888 actually functioning as an enemy agent, living undercover with a woman and marrying her in order to take control of another predecessor system for Skynet, a traffic control system. This is particularly plausible in light of the end of the Cold War and the need to expand Skynet beyond a simple military system.

Cameron continues to play an enigmatic role, beginning with the revelation that she bogarted the chip and ending with her trusting John Connor enough to let him turn her off and hook her chip into the LA traffic control system and in between experimenting with seduction and quickly substituting a student for John, when Cromartie comes calling at the school. Cromartie meanwhile has become the show’s first real enemy Terminator whom you could take seriously in a league with the movie terminators.

February 28, 2008

The Sarah Connor Chronicles 1x07 The Demon Hand review

It would be hard if not nearly impossible to properly follow up TSCC 1x06 Dungeons and Dragons and while The Demon Hand s1e07 is not nearly as strong an episode as D&D was, it makes for a good lead in to the season finale and hopefully not the series finale of The Sarah Connor Chronicles, setting the different elements in play. From Derek Reese and Cameron both operating on their own hidden agendas to the contrast between Cameron and Sarah Connor and the difference between having a soul and not having a soul, The Demon Hand sets up some interesting blocks that the finale will either build up or tear down.

Going further in exploring and in the process creating a canon for Terminator that most never even really knew it had, The Demon Hand brings back Sarah Connor’s psychiatrist from Terminator 2, Dr. Silverman, as a reborn fanatic who has mixed the Terminators together with the Book of Revelations to produce some quasi cultic belief system that treats Sarah Connor as Jesus. Of course by calling the apocalypse wrought by Skynet, Judgment Day, Terminator was always asking for a religious interpretation and Silverman seems to suggest that there are more like him out there.

Meanwhile Cameron seems to be following her curiosity about humans while coldly manipulating the Russian ballet teacher and her brother and then leaving them to die when she got the information she needed. And yet the closing of the episode that has her slowly performing ballet routines in seeming search of the language of the soul is a disturbing reminder that she has aspirations to be human with none of the human compassion and empathy that Sarah Connor demonstrated when she saved Agent Ellison from the fire, even though he had been hunting her.

As an interesting side note, Demon with a Glass Hand was one of the Outer Limits episodes that Harlan Ellison claimed inspired Terminator.

February 22, 2008

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Dungeons and Dragons 1x06 review

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Dungeons and Dragons 1x06 is an episode with a stupid name but is probably the best episode of the series and considering that it is only the sixth episode of the series and that there is stiff competition for the title, that alone is a definite credit to the series and makes you regret that this season of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles will only have nine episodes. Hopefully Fox will renew TSCC instead of doing something stupid and replacing it with another New Amsterdam.

I wouldn’t have ever thought an episode centering on Brian Austin Green of all people would be the stand out episode of the series but Dungeons and Dragons is, from its grim depiction of the totalitarian future under Skynet in which men live like rats in the walls of a shattered Los Angeles to the brief yet sharp edged character interactions in the present between Sarah Connor and her ex, Cameron and John Connor, Dungeons and Dragons in one viewing sums up why this series is so good and it’s the episode you should be showing people to make them see it too.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Dungeons and Dragons was done on a TV budget but it still stands out for the future scenes, for the desperation and paranoia of the chained prisoners in the mansions, for the presence of Andy Goode lying on the floor and confessing to being responsible for destroying the world, for the desperation and hopelessness, for that scrap of burned photograph and for the poignant hope of a gateway into the past and a chance to save the world.

February 13, 2008

The Sarah Connor Chronicles 1x05 The Queen’s Gambit

Aside from making the dubious choice to revive Brian Austin Green’s career, The Queen’s Gambit is another strong episode from The Sarah Connor Chronicles that follows up its previous strongest episode, The Turk. The Queen’s Gambit though is less about the choices you make and more about how those choices spin out of control.

The Queen’s Gambit begins with Sarah Connor doing chin ups, a scene that’s repeated throughout the episode, along with a ridiculous takedown of Reese, that seems to be apologizing because Lena Headley isn’t up there with Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2 Judgment Day in the muscles department. But on the larger scale The Queen’s Gambit is the closest that The Sarah Connor Chronicles comes to spinning out a canon based on 2-3 Terminator movies.

The Queen’s Gambit includes the chip removal that was a deleted scene in Terminator 2 Judgment Day as a way of disabling a Terminator and the arrival of Reese’s brother from the first Terminator movie. Sarah Connor is in many ways emotionally all over the place but that may be deliberate to allow John Connor to slowly emerge as the real leader, which he seems to be slowly and methodically doing. Summer Glau’s Cameron still wavers unnervingly between childishly open and yet possessed of a hidden agenda, which makes her the likeliest to have killed Andy and taken the Turk.

February 7, 2008

The Sarah Connor Chronicles 1x04 Heavy Metal

Since each Sarah Connor Chronicles episode seems to begin with a philosophical framework and the philosophical framework for episode S1e04 Heavy Metal is the Golem, a clay manikin brought to life to serve its master for good or ill. This continues the theme that lifts Summer Glau’s Tin Man or Tin Woman above the somewhat Small Wonderish material at times (and she is a dead ringer for Vicky) as a being with her own unknown agenda.

Heavy Metal, as an episode, isn’t quite up there with the previous The Turk but the story is evolving and Sarah Connor Chronicles is doing something interesting to the Terminator universe. No longer are Terminators just rare attackers sent back at great expense to save or kill the leader of the human resistance but they along with the resistance are now setting the stage for a war and even fighting each other in the past. T3 Rise of the Machines really opened the door to this when it showed the terminatrix assassinating future members of the resistance, Sarah Connor Chronicles goes one step further by showing an actual war building backward in time. This of course makes destroying Skynet that much more complicated.

Heavy Metal continues The Turk’s growth for John Connor as a resistance leader, showing him breaking into the truck carrying the metal bars that can be made into the framework of terminators, taking out a guard and showing leadership skills by talking the guard down. It’s a far more plausible John Connor than Nick Stahl’s whimpy whiny loner who seemed to have very little skills. As Sarah Connor emphasizes when she begins giving her son instructions, this is a mother and son team who can survive on their own. Glau’s Terminator’s final ambiguous scene, looking down at the single bar is unclear. It can be viewed in the reproductive sense for a female terminator, a single potential terminator. It can be viewed as her own attempt to insure her own future, since she was made in that factory and may have damaged her ability to be created. Or something more sinister.

January 24, 2008

The Sarah Connor Chronicles - The Turk

After the rather anemic Gnothi Seauton, The Turk is a welcome promise of the potential of The Sarah Connor Chronicles, the show I dubbed as the most promising new series of the season when I first saw the pilot. The Turk is coherent where Gnoti Seauton was a mess and it’s intelligent, suspensefull and disturbing, all the things that The Sarah Connor Chronicles needs to be to be a truly great TV series.

The Turk brings the reality of Sarah Connor’s war to prevent Skynet from being born home as a morally ambiguous campaign that may itself be hopeless. After all if even the former Cyberdyne internet who sells cell phones is really harboring an AI in his closet, how can anything stop Skynet from being born. Sarah Connor also brings more complex reserves and abilities into play here, manipulating her target and playing spy.

A lot of people have been condemning John Connor going to school as a silly plot and on a certain level it doesn’t make sense, but the other side of the coin is that a teenage boy not in school is more conspicuous than one who is and if he’s going to lead the Resistance, he needs to be able to handle and take control of the kind of gregarious social environment he’s going to encounter in school or at work. Keeping him at home won’t prepare him to save mankind. And indeed in The Turk, unlike T3, John Connor begins to show the the attitude and calculation that suggest he may be the man we need, from interrogating his mother about the AI to trying to save the suicidal girl and arguing with his mother that we don’t need to be like them, this puts Sarah Connor Chronicles on track to emerge as John Connor’s version of Smallville.

Meanwhile The Turk turns a sow’s ear into a silk purse by taking the female terminator’s sudden revert to robotlike behavior in Gnothi Seauton when she was quite real and humanlike in the pilot, as something more complicated and buried with a deeper agenda. “I fooled you”, makes it rather obvious that the machine like behavior is itself a pose. The reasons are unclear but one explanation for such behavior in school is that in the pilot she was supposed to blend in, alongside John Connor though she’s supposed to stand out to make him look normal by comparison and to allow her to intervene when she has to, as she did during the suicide scene, without stepping out of character. By being a “freak”, she can also be invisible and not draw attention to herself because weird behavior would already be in character for her.

January 20, 2008

The Sarah Connor Chronicles Gnothi Seauton

Well with the Sarah Connor Chronicles pilot done, Gnothi Seauton comes along to prove that no Sarah Connor Chronicles can’t quite sustain the pilot’s momentum. Where the pilot was laser focused, Gnothi Seauton is an uneven mix wandering far and wide without any real point to a lot of it. Gnothi Seauton touches on some realistic issues as Sarah Connor tries to find new ID’s and copes with the world of 2007, a world where she’s dying, which is another notable attempt by Sarah Connor Chronicles to bring the series in line with the movies. Unfortunately half of it is driven by an idiot plot that involves John Connor doing stupid things to bring police attention to himself while the Summer Glau Terminator and Sarah Connor do stupid things to bring Skynet’s attention to themselves. There are some good moments, all invariably centering on Summer Glau’s eerily distant Terminator, but Gnothi Seauton is inescapably a weak episode in a series that needs better.






















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