In Which I Plan to Rule the World by Patenting Patents
It’s a plan.
Since patents for amusing cats with laser pointers, patenting technologies and control schemes other people invented, and Blackboard now trying to sue over a patent for an online course system, I think I can top them all. How? Easy.
I’m going to patent the system of patents. My patent will cover maintaining a system for protecting intellectual property through patents. This will also allow me to sue every single patent holder in existence.
Neat isn’t it?
Once I’ve patented patenting, I can patently sue every patent holder in the world and then work out patenting lawsuits so they can’t sue me back either. With a plan like that, I can’t possibly lose.
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